Nigerians, in the face of biting economic and social hardships, have found comic relief in the 3 slaps freely given to Ebele Obiano by Bianca, the wife of Igbo legend, Dim separatist Chukuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu.
This comes as many Nollywood movie producers craft comic skits from the 3-minute incident.
It is also said that former ambassador may have taken some slapping lessons from her late husband who freely handed out a few to Umaru Dikko in 1995.
READ: ‘Bianca Ojukwu Took Slapping Lessons From Late Husband’ – Reno Omokri
Bianca told newsmen that her aggressor was visibly drunk as she reeked of alcohol while raining invectives on her for no justifiable reason.
The former MBGN added that she initially ignored the aggressors signature rant until the later shoved her and nearly took off her headgear, an action considered sacrilegious in Igboland for a woman of her standing.
To avert that, Mrs Ojukwu stood up and handed Mrs Obiano the now legendary 3 slaps on the face.
Nigerians have, after the brawl, identified 6 major kinds of slap. They are:
- TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.
- RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you’re hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii,and voices n your head singing skelewu.
- FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like ” what did I do?” ” who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who re stronger than you.
- EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.
- FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers.
- RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don’t need reply e. g. “Bianca you slapped me?”