APC media team member of the All Progressives Congress (APC) and former Minister of Aviation, Femi Fani-Kayode has written the response many people have been anticipating to internationally renowned novelist, Chimamanda Adichie, over her open letter to United States President, Joe Biden.
Adichie had in an open letter to President Biden, condemned the United States Department for congratulating Nigeria’s president-elect, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, despite the woeful 2023 electoral process.
She alleged widespread reports of violence, ballot box snatching, voter intimidation, and other malpractices which marred the February 25 poll as reasons the United States should not recognize Tinubu’s victory.
In his response, Fani-Kayode described the opinion held by Chimamanda Adichie on the 2023 presidential election as a little submission in a little letter, written by a little diva.
The chieftain of the All Progressives Congress (APC) said the letter written by the novelist belongs to the bottom of the public toilet like a fecal waste.
He added that Nigerians do not need any lessons from “this over-rated and Igbocentric new-age diva, neither do we need to respond to her self-serving, self-seeking, jaundiced, subjective, partial, primitive, tribal observations and implausible ethnoreligious sentiments.”
Femi Fani Kayode captioned his characteristic long response as “CHIMAMANDA’S EPISTLE OF GARBAGE“. He wrote:
Chimamanda Adichie’s “hollow democracy” diatribe is a shitty little submission, in a shitty little letter, written by a shitty little diva.
It was hardly worth my time to read and ordinarily I would not have bothered. Like all fecal waste, it belongs in one place and one place alone: the bottom of a public toilet. We do not need any lessons from this over-rated and Igbocentric new-age diva.
We do not need any lessons from this over-rated and Igbocentric new age diva.
Neither do we need to respond to her self-serving, self-seeking, jaundiced, subjective, partial, primitive, tribal observations and implausible ethno-religious sentiments.
If anyone needs to know that lawlessness has consequences it is her candidate Peter and not the Nigerian people.
And if anything is hollow it is her well-manicured diva head and not our democracy.
She is not in this league and she would do well to stick to writing fairy tales.
Running to foreign leaders to report your compatriots does not sit well with me no matter what your Uncle Tom credentials may be.
If you do not have respect for your own people and nation and if you have to go cap in hand to foreigners for validation then you are not worthy of being called a human being let alone a Nigerian.
Africa has come of age. We do not need to get a congratulatory note from any Western nation before we sleep well at night.
This is not some Hollywood film script or fantasy fairy tale.
This is about the destiny, future, welfare and fortune of 250 million Nigerian people who deserve to have their place under the sun as a free, progressive and independent nation and not to be treated like some vassal state or an appendage of others.
What this unpatriotic, hate-filled and overrated little diva has written is nothing but a long-winded, empty, tendentious and boring epistle of dishonest garbage.
It is a litany of unwholesome mendacities designed to undermine our democracy, impress her global audience and incite her local ‘Obidient’ tribesmen against the Nigerian people and state.
It is a reflection of her low-self esteem and inability to grasp the fact that no nation or people on earth are perfect in all their ways and that the America she is reporting us to is also in many ways questionable and flawed and faced with many challenges. The little diva is not worthy of much of our attention. She deserves nothing from us except ridicule, scorn, and contempt.
She should give us a break, spare the world her unsolicited counsel, desist from denigrating her nation from a foreign land, stop reporting Nigeria to her slave masters, and, as President Yoweri Museveni of Uganda would say, “go and eat her mother’s something”.
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